13 Going on 30Was Almost, Uh, Not Very Good
Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. 13 Going on 30is a movie about alternate realities. Dorky best friend who is clearly stupid in love with her. Well-meaning but misguided parents. Except take the details you know and love and make them about a thousand times cringier. This opening sequence is also longer. The torture of remembering what it was like be be 13 drags on and on....