What More Is There for Drake to Do?

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Drake is the patron saint of passive aggression. Its a lucrative business. Snark is the internets love language. Cutting up is more rewarding than burying the hatchet. Discernment is exhausting, but smoke is free. We all feel hated and underestimated. 50 Cent blew up when we needed to feel invincible; Kanye West fed a hunger for impulsiveness....

May 5, 2020 · 2 min · 255 words · Dawn Lewis

A NewTwilightBook Is Coming to Feast on Your Nostalgia

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. It didnt seem fair to make you wait anymore. Sorry about the bad timing. Hopefully this book can be a distraction from the real world. Im so excited to finally be able to share it with you. To thinkmurder hornetsarent the most exhilarating export from the Pacific Northwest any longer! Related Tags:

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 67 words · Mr. Andrew Hall PhD

Amanda Palmer’s Patreon Subscribers Found Out About Her Breakup Before Neil Gaiman Did

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. The fantasy author Neil Gaiman and Dresden Dolls lead singer Amanda Palmer have broken up. a few times a minute … The note does not specify the reason for the breakup, but Palmer says she is heartbroken. Gaiman now lives in the U.K., and Palmer is quarantining in New Zealand with the couples 4-year-old son....

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 108 words · Connie Peterson

An Accurate Representation of Quarantine Brain in One Music Video

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. I cant tell if 645AR is doing a bit or not. If you lurk TikTok at all, you might know 645AR from theHows My Form? challenge, wherein a bunch of teens made unfortunate jokes about racial stereotypes while the rappers single Yoga played. (Invent a thing, and people will inevitably show up and do racism on it....

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 129 words · Marie Hill

Big Flower FightTrailer: Well, Time to Get Really Invested in Amateur Floral Sculptors

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Theres no better time than the present to get really invested in the lives of amateur floral sculptors. Its just what you need if you happen to be really,reallyinto the Rose Parade. More From This Series Tags:

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 52 words · Lee Parks

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Sent Cecily Strong Michigan Beers to Correct That Huge Labatt Error

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Except Labatt, while delicious, isnt a Michigan beer company. Its a beer born of our beautiful neighbor to the north, Canada. We cant speak to their respective tastes, but they probably help get the job done just as fast. Thank you @gewhitmer!!! Honestly, this blew me away! And thank you @sudigreen and @frangillespie for always writing wonderful funny pieces....

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 121 words · Chad Lucas

Grimes and Elon Musk’s Baby Has Arrived, Just As Legend Foretold

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Tesla founderElon Muskand musician Claire Boucher, stage nameGrimes,welcomed their first child on Monday. Wheres that baby supposed to live, Elon?! Its unclear how serious he is, although we hope the answer is very. He alsotweetedthat the baby was a boy. Musk also shareda photoof their son with face-tattoo and eyelash filters, andanotherof him holding the baby....

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 161 words · Stephanie Harrison

HowAll RiseMade a Brand-New Episode in the Middle of a Pandemic

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. WhenAll Risebegan filming Monday nights special coronavirus-themed episode,Simone Missickdidnt just have to act. But then I couldnt remember, what did my eye shadow look like? I have no clue! I actually regretted that part of it. Thats why we have professionals for all of these things. But Im very proud of myself. The acting, who knows?...

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 189 words · Justin Vasquez

John Mulaney and Stephen Colbert Dish Out Some Juicy Goth Gossip onThe Late Show

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Goth gossip, by the way, is what they originally called obituaries, Colbert notes. Hey, Stephen, do you wanna hear some real hot goth gossip? You know Jack Raven, the bassist in that Bauhaus cover band the Gloomy Accountants? Well, I saw him smiling and wearing pastels! And guess where he was? Related Tags:

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 68 words · Sarah Pace

John Oliver Rebukes America for Giving the Coronavirus a ‘Great Success Story’

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. No it fucking isnt, Jared, Oliver taunted. Taking months to do what other countries did in weeks is not extraordinary. Does it just absorb fists like a bowl of heavy cream? Whats your secret, you translucent sociopath? If this is a great success story for anyone, its for the fucking coronavirus. Just dont tell it congratulations from us....

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 75 words · Robert Schmitt

Love Island U.K.Pushes Season to 2021, Says Quarantining on a Tropical Island Doesn’t Count

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. said Kevin Lygo, ITVs director of television. Im a bit uneasy about that. Additional reporting by Josef Adalian. Related Tags:

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 35 words · Martin Mclaughlin

See Jean Jullien’s Escapist Paintings From the French Countryside

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. French artist Jean Jullien has always kept diaries and sketchbooks. Over the years, they capture, as he describes, time passing graphically. The exhibition itself was programmed by his brother, Nicolas, who also composed its accompanying music. (It might make you wish you, too, were quarantining in Brittany!) So we thought this diary, bookish narrative would be appropriate for the content....

May 4, 2020 · 3 min · 469 words · Brandon Watson

Taika Waititi to Write and Direct a NewStar WarsFilm in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Would you like some lightsabers with your fan service? (What a concept!) Hell fit in theStar Warsgalaxy just fine. Related Tags:

May 4, 2020 · 1 min · 36 words · Justin Stafford