Leslie Jones, Ebullient Time Traveler

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Time Machineis a good title forLeslie Jonessnew Netflix stand-up special. Its more than just the final joke, though. Its also a pervasive theme throughout the hour. Jones starts from what feels like overfamiliar territory. The young people today, she tells the audience, arenotliving up to the standards she wants for them. I will not spoil the punch line, which is both simple and hilarious....

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 193 words · Thomas Briggs

My God, This ExplosiveBachelorChampagne Clip Should Be NSFW

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Im not a classy bitch all the time, she said, so its fine. Too bad the volcanic result is destined for a Pornhub parody by the end of the week. Related Tags:

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 47 words · Bradley Martin

Nancy Meyers Brings Instagram, and Herself, to Tears WithFather of the BrideScore

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. A post shared by Nancy Meyers (@nmeyers) Trigger warning: Extreme, sob-inducing nostalgia. Last night at roughly midnight ET, Nancy Meyerstook to Instagramto temporarily ruin the lives of 103,000 people. Someone just sent me this 30 year old Behind the Scenes footage of a scoring session from #FatheroftheBride. Now Im sobbing out loud, she wrote. Commenters both famous and not weighed in to confirm that they, too, were utterly destroyed....

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 120 words · Joshua Newton

Schitt’s CreekRecap: The Nighttime Oopsy-Daisy

Schitts Creek Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Is Patrick Brewer the Worlds Best Boyfriend? “Ew, David!" Thats right: David Rose wets the bed. Never once does he say Ew, David. Although, in hindsight, that might have been hilarious. It never is for the Best Boyfriend. You see, there is the Moira Factor. That sounds hostile.) You would think these two developments are unrelated but, oh, my bebe, you would be wrong....

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 205 words · Trevor Warner

Spike Lee Named 2020 Cannes Film Festival Jury President

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. President, to you.Spike Leeis officially in charge of overseeing the selection competition as Cannes Film Festival jury president. He succeedsRevenantdirectorAlejandro G. Inarritu. Lee is the first black person to ever head the festivals jury. You could easily say Cannes changed the trajectory of who I became in world cinema. Most recently, his filmBlacKkKlansmanwon the Grand Prix in 2018....

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 87 words · Mary Farrell

The Name Doodles ofJeopardy’s Greatest of All Time Tournament, Ranked

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. (Greatest Doodler of All Time, obviously.) Brad Rutter, Match No. Brad, youre going to lose, Saltz added. Brad Rutter, Match No. 3 Same as it ever was. Look where Rutters hand was! (On the buzzer.) Brad Rutter, Match No. 2 It looks like theBandRare holding hands here. James Holzhauer, Match No. 1, Game No. James Holzhauer, Match No....

January 14, 2020 · 2 min · 278 words · Jimmy Wagner

Vanderpump RulesRecap: Are You Being SUR-ved?

Vanderpump Rules Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. It is official: I do not understand this show anymore. But I also dont understand what this show is anymore on a more existential level. They are all now famous. According tothis French kiss of a story in theHollywood Reporter(was it written by Lisa Vanderpumps publicist? ), the original cast is pulling in somewhere around $500,000 a season just from the production alone....

January 14, 2020 · 2 min · 307 words · Leah Willis

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler Are Over After 8 Years and 5 Coachellas

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Coachellas queen and king Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler have reportedly broken up, according toUs Weekly. He wasrecently cast as Elvis Presleyin an upcoming biopic directed by Baz Luhrmann. Will they split custody across the two weekends? What other couple will local Twitter obsess over and call #goals? It just wont be the same. A post shared by Entertainment Tonight (@entertainmenttonight)...

January 14, 2020 · 1 min · 79 words · Deborah Garza

Gigi Hadid Won’t Be a Harvey Weinstein Juror After All

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Shortly thereafter, a court officer gave Hadid a microphone. I have met the defendant, she said, maintaining a stoic facial expression. Burke asked whether she could still be impartial. Yes, Hadid answered without hesitating. Gigi hadid among potential#harveyweinsteinjurors. I think Im still able to keep an open mind on the facts, she said. Hadid raised her hand and was given a questionnaire....

January 13, 2020 · 1 min · 123 words · Sarah Miller

R. Kelly’s Former Girlfriend Azriel Clary Reunites With Family: ‘Let the Healing Process Begin’

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Less than a week after video ofR. Suprise, Clarywrote on InstagramMonday, along with a series of photos with her family. Let the healing process begin. Love yall and thank yall. suprise Let the healing process begin. #movingontobetterdays P.S - everyone will be posting there own fav photos so double-check yall follow the family!

January 13, 2020 · 1 min · 68 words · Julie Wong

The New PopePremiere Recap: Keep Pope Alive

The New Pope Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Have you heard the Good News? We have no longerforgotten to masturbate! To wit, its not Sir John Brannox, the English prelate played by John Malkovich. From a certain point of view, that is. At first, the plan seems to work almost too well. Viglietti needs to down blood-pressure pills almost constantly just to muster the strength to deliver his first address....

January 13, 2020 · 1 min · 182 words · Christina Sullivan

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Snake Pit

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. This is the last gasp of a truly desperate and utterly phony woman. In the words of Eva, Why am I seeing your titty? Yovanna would murder the last endangered penguin to prolong her screen time. Lets get to it. But first, we have to deal with thisDennis re-proposing thing....

January 13, 2020 · 3 min · 507 words · Madison Anderson

ThePenny Dreadful: City of AngelsTeaser Has Natalie Dormer Serving So Much Face

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Nowthatis a grab bag!

January 13, 2020 · 1 min · 19 words · Elizabeth Alexander